A 7 year olds perspective

Andrew: "Hey mom, some college kids drink alcohol. I think they drink alcohol to try to be cool. When I'm in college I'm not going to drink alcohol, I'll just buy a cool t-shirt. Because college kids that drink alcohol don't have cool t-shirts. They just think they're cool because they drink alcohol. I won't drink alcohol but I'll have a cool t-shirt."

Mom: "So you just need a cool t-shirt to be cool?"

Andrew: "Yeah. When I'm in college I'm never going to drink alcohol."

Mom: "Do you promise? Cross you heart and hope to die?"

Andrew: "Yeah, I promise."

...oh to be an innocent kid again.