Squirt the Cat

So this is our cat, Squirt. He's pretty much an idiot. He weighs in at about 16-17 pounds and sleeps most of the time. He's asleep in this picture. Yes, completely asleep. That's his favorite chair and he almost always sleeps with his arms straight out like that. When he is awake he's either eating, attacking Momma Kitty (our black cat) or chewing on a Q-Tip (he has a Q-Tip fetish). Then he goes back to sleep like this. I'll maybe fill you in on the Q-Tip fetish later.